Jail escape

Hey, Baby!

Again a nice slap in tha face !!

Technology sux

Pure epicness

Fishing with a unique technique

News-Song

Barber costumer gets slapped

Just register ;)

Hey guys. Just register on this site and close the window if you want. Dont think so, that you would be interested in this :) Thanks for every help!

Click here and register!  <--- Thank you :)

Hit harder, fag!

Double Self-owned!

Thats why its called "HAPPY meal"

Speedy

How to speak italian

Slap while singing

Mianus

Big headed 15 year old boy singing Katy Perry Teenage Dream

Climb up to heaven

Catch me if you can

BIG THANKS TO KURINA FOR THE VIDEO!
CHECK HIS BLOG ! 

CLICK ME !

Don´t kiss me, fag!

Broken ankel

*** 100 FOLLOWERS ! ***

Hello fellows.

I GOT 100 FOLLOWERS!!!!!!

good stuff, got to say.first of all, see the pic of the day (on the top)

Later on, i am going to put a nice video, like usual.

So thanks again for your support and stay tuned for much much more pictures and vids :)

No pants

No fail this time, just awesome vid :)

Boys or Girls?

You mad, bro?

5th day of my blog

Hello fellows.

First of all, here´s the pic of the day!
Lets say, miniclip :)

So, i am still sick. Lying in my bad, watching my blog, doing nothing. My exciting life at the moment.
But, i had so much time to find a nice YouTube-Clip, that i am going to post in couple of hours.

´Cause i was at home the whole morning, and i am going to be til tomorrow, i won´t have a nice content to write.

I have to mention my followers. Soon 100! I should plan a surprise for you, when i get 100 followers. But dunno what. Maybe a good video? Let´s see.

That´s it for my lil diary. Nothing interesting, waiting to get better.

Question of the day: What do you do, when you are ill and you can´t leave your house?

Answer the question, boy!

4th day of my blog

Good morning fellows.

Ok, it´s not morning... 1 pm. But i just woke up and couldn´t wait to write new content in my blog. As i already mentioned yesterday, i am gonna have a little diary about me and my blogs progress.

I am happy that so many people follow my blog. 75 followers in 4 days is just awesome. It keeps my moral up to post more pictures, videos, text, etc.

Best thing about my sunday is that i am sick. Headache and flu. Best combination you can get for a sunday. I am not allowed to leave my house, as sad as it sounds. I mean, it´s sad for me :)

So, what´s my plan for today:

-As always new videos, pictures, news, etc.
-Find some new followers. I hope i can get 100 within 7 days.
-I thought about to post some videos of myself. But that won´t work, ´cause my english sucks :) Gonna cross it out of my to-do-list. Nevermind.
-At the beginning of everydays diary, i am going to put the picture of the day.
-Lie in my bad.
-Aaaaand of course, feed my dog!

Got all time to do that, so i´ll be looking for a nice video to post you, aswell as pictures.

I have been watching YouTube-Videos of Ray William Johnson and he has a nice finish to end his videos by asking questions to his visitors. But strange questions. So i´ll be putting some weird questions in my diaries and you can answer them, if you want to :)

That´s about it for todays diary. Hope you keep visiting my blog and stay tuned.

Todays Question: What´s your weirdest dream?

Greetings
Ray

Dog on drugs

Who laughs last, laughs best!

Thats a real HEADSHOT

Fail... or not?

Couldnt find this video on YouTube so just press the link. Really funny:) Its on german, but you just have to watch :)

Fail....or not?

Update: Link works now!

Changing Topic

Hey fellows.

I just realized that there is a popular side called MMOHut (http://mmohut.com/) who introduce new, free MMORPG´s, Shooter, Racing Simulations, etc.

So i decided to find another topic to post, like music, films oder anything else.
To make my decision easier, i am gonna let you decide. Post a comment under this topic and i´ll think about it. I am literally sitting infront of my computer and thinking of what to write :)

Thanks for any comment which makes my decision easier.

Greetings
Ray

Here a cool gaming side:  Click me

Funny Pics

What a great start!

Good morning felows :)

It´s weekend!!! Slept til 11 am, had breakfast and now sitting with an ice coffee in my hand to write you what I just realized... IT´S WEEKEND :)

So, what´s my plan for today:

- Of course get some new content in my blog, aswell as on my blog on the WordPress.com site.
- Get some new followers and post stuff on others blogs.
- Add some new videos/pics.
- Introduce a new pc game. (Not sure what, but I should find one)
- Change my blog site. Speaking of Order. I´ll try to make it look better.
- Feed my dog.

It will take me couple of hours again, but it´s not a problem. As i already mentioned, it´s weekend, got a lot of time and patience. I want to make it the top 100 bloggers ! And i started 2 days ago and I like it so far. Don´t know about you, but im progressing :)

So guys. That´s my first post about me and i am going to write about me every day, like a diary.
Thanks for reading this and stay tuned to my blog :)

Greetings
Ray

P.S. Sorry for my bad english :)

Slap

Pretty old video but still enjoyable :)

Stalker

In your face !!

Good computer prank

Like in a movie

Never do it from behind

STAY FCKIN AWAKE !!!

Some new fail pics/vids.

Here we go again with new pics and vids full of FAIL!!!! :D ENJOY

Who knows what he got into his nose?

Pretty old vid but it´s still funny :)
Check it out:

So, what´s Fiesta?

Fiesta is a MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game).

MMORPG´s are made in this way:

- Choose one of the basic charakters: Knight, Archer, Mage, Healer (There are different classes in other games, but im focusing Fiesta now)- Start at level 1 and accept some missions (Quests) that NPC´s (Non-player-character) gives you to do. There are several groups of missions, like killing an amount of the same creatures, collecting stuff like wood, plants etc. or form a group with other players to kill a big and strong monster.-During all this process, you gain experience and levels, what means you are able to get stronger weapons, as well as armor and abilities. Every character has it´s own abilities.- Get people to know and create a guild to fight other guilds, called PvP (Player vs. Player).

That is what a MMORPG is and that´s Fiesta about.

Fiesta is build in a cartoon style, not everyones taste. But i like it, because its easy to play. Few examples why:

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 -Many tutorials and introductions to give you a large sight of where you have to go and what you have to do.
-You dont have to run and search creatures for your quest. When you open the map, it shows you where to go directly. So you dont waste your time and lose nerves while searching.
-Fast levels and early boss fights.
-Cash-Shop (Pay with real money to get many bonuses)
-Sometimes you receive items from the cashshop without paying.
-Great interface 

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-Graphic (Comic style, not everyones taste)
-Only one stat point per level
-Repetitive Combat


Here you go with a little introduction about the game with a video! Enjoy

Illusion

Damn, some of you already know this type of illusion, but i don´t.

Check it out:

What´s Heroes of Newerth (PC)

So, what´s Heroes of Newerth?

Heroes of Newerth (HoN)  is a game by S2 Games which is heavily based on the Warcraft III scenario Defense of the Ancients (DotA).

Everyone who has played DotA, knows what HoN is about. But i´m gonna explain, what this actually is:

.) It´s for PC

.) Only online playable

.) Strategy game with 5 players each team (only 2 teams)

.) You have to pay before you can login.

The game is simple made. The 2 teams who are playing against each other have 5 players each. So 10 players are on the battlefield. Every of these players can select a hero from the pool, before the actual game starts. The point in it is, to find 5 heroes who synergy in fights together, to delete the other team. Every hero has unlimited life after it dies, but every level he gets, the respawn time increases. Level 25 is max. These heroes have 4 different abilities, each cost mana to cast, some of them are passive. Every level you get, you can push your ability to get stronger in battles, but you have to choose wisely. This you will learn after playing some games of HoN, experience needed.

The map looks like this:

On the bot left corner is the shrine of the Legion´s side, on the top right is the shrine of the Hellbourne´s side.
The three yellow lines are the lanes. On this lanes creeps walk towards the enemies shrine. On their way there, they have to face the creeps, who respawn on the enemies side. So they meet at one point. If a creep dies you get experience. If you hit the creep before it dies, you will get money for it. So practice last hitting creeps to get a large advantage over your enemy.


The goal is to kill the enemies shrine, who is protected by towers. You have to get levels and get items, to be succesfull in game. There are several ways to get money:

- Kill the enemies heroes.
- Kill the creeps who respawn every 30 seconds and walk towards the shrine.
- Kill some passive and stronger creeps in the jungle. The jungle is outside the lanes on each side.
- Kill the boss called Kongor (It´s a big monster who is hard to kill and is neutral and passive, waiting on a point on the map.)

I would suggest you to start the tutorial ingame, it explains the way like i did, but much more detailed. A big NO-NO is to watch some replays/videos on YouTube. You can do it, but you won´t understand anything what is happening right now while watching. The graphics looks fine, but you really have to play the game on your own, learn every heroes abilities, learn what items are good for a hero and how to use it. After you have acomplished that, you will have a lot of fun playing this awesome game. It will be much more fun, if you have some friends and play as a team together.

After some months played, i would suggest you to watch replays from profesional clans and watch their playstyle and learn a lot. (Honcast is the best site for it)

Go to Honcast






There is so much to tell about this game, but it should just be an introduction like i will present you some other games. I hope you will have fun playing this awesome game, the money to pay for it will be worth it.

Greetings
Ray


Sorry for my bad english :)

Some weird questions

 I´ve found a cool site full of weird questions. Check it out :)



If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?

How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?

What's the speed of dark?

If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still working?

If you run backwards will you gain weight?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?

What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?

Can a blind person feel blue?

How can a house burn up when it burns
down?

Are you telling the truth when you lie in
bed?

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
bad thing?

How do you know when a Smurf
suffocates?

Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular?

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know?

In Chinese why are the words for crisis
and opportunity the same?

Why does X stand for a kiss?

Why does O stand for a hug?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

How does skating on thin ice get you into
hot water?

Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?

When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say?

Why are they called non-stick pans? Is
there a law saying your not allowed to put
sticks in them?

Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites?

If work is so terrific how come they have
to pay you to do it?

Should crematoriums give discounts for
those who died in fires?

Is it possible to have a civil-war?

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2?

Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Why do they announce power shortages
on TV?

Do you need a silencer when you shoot a
mime?

Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?

How can batteries die?

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?

Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it?

Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?


Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
do is called 'practice'?

Would a fly without wings be called a
walk?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?

Fail-Blog

Some great vids and pics full of FAIL !

Enjoy :) 

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